This is the beginning, the beginning of my new life as a blogger. Scary I know, but hey I want my spot on the web to celebrate, vent and cry also. Like it or not I am here.

So just who is One Fat Chick? Well my name is Lee Ann. Here is a picture of me. Notice how it follows the "fat lady photo cut off" rule? I am very good at only allowing pictures that do NOT show below the waist.

I don't look as fat there as I actually am but it is the only picture I have right now (translates to don't want to do my hair and make up to have a new picture taken of me)

I am doing Atkins right now to change myself from a fat chick to a skinny chick. Heck I don't really care about skinny just want to be able to run and jump and play with my kids with out feeling like I am dying! I am also dealing with depression. This has been a part of my entire life it seems and I don't want to be a slave to it anymore. I am on meds now and am really starting to feel better. Here is to feeling normal!

I am divorced and I am sure in time you will all get to know Robert my ex that left me for a friend. They are blissfully miserable and for that I am thankful. Here is to Rob and Tammy getting exactly what you wanted and finding out it SUCKS!

Now that you know about The One Fat Chick I will share with you a bit about the 3 kids they are great and I love them very much but some days I think I should have been fixed!

I have a 13 year old daughter, Noelle, that is everything that a 13 year old is about. Nothing about me is right, I am an evil nasty mother most of the times. On rare occasions she will slip up and allow me one of the last cuddles, hugs or pecks on the cheeks that I will get from her. She is to grown up, to moody and tooooo much like me!

My next in line would be my darling RJ who is going to be 8 this month. He is all excited and he tells me almost everyday how to construct the tweenkie cake that he would like to have on his birthday. Don't email for a recipe it is simple...Stack twinkies like a pyramid and add candles. He is a game freak and if he is not playing online he is playing his game cube. I know we are mean nasty people that have not gotten him such things as an xbox or ps2. How the child survives with out these things is one of the great mystery of the world.

And lastly we have my darling Will. He is a very active 20 month old that is forever making me laugh, smile or run from the house pulling my hair from my head screaming like a mad woman. What else can I say he is ALL boy ALL toddler ALL the time!

Of course this is One Fat Chick, 3 Kids and JERRY! Now we can not forget him and I am sure he will be happy to know he has been included here....Or he would rather shoot me and drag me out back and bury me. Either way he is here like it or not.

What can I say about Jerry? Well I love him dearly with all my heart. He came into my life when I least expected or wanted anyone and now I can barely remember what life was like before him. He is my best friend period. Jerry never ceases to amaze me with the things he says, he often makes me blush and want to hide my face with the sweet things he says. And hey "I like his cute butt! Well I do!" (<---name that movie anyone?)

But I dont want you all to think he is perfect. He talks in his sleep, steals the blankets, gets moody and is a mess until he gets some coffee. He has other faults to like thinking that I am wonderful, for this we are going to have him institutionalized. Just kidding J I love you!

That's it! This is getting long and you are not even reading it anymore so I will go, well until I come back and post again.

posted by Lee Ann at 9:32 AM